Someone make me this site please
It’s like rapgenius, but for political and legal documents and has a section for youtube commenters.
That thing where
you run into something and you say “ouch”, but it did not really hurt, but everything hurts, and there was never anything there to run into, and people only hear you as sarcastic when you say ouch for your emotions, though no one is around, and you are laying in bed, but lying is the proper participle, unless you are merely an object, and in fact you are only a pillow with no subject.
That thing where you think you are eating a cappuccino jellybean, but it turns out to be a root beer jellybean and you feel your dignity orally defecating from your body as the partially chewed mass slides down the trail of drool glistening on your chin and chest before pooling in your belly button.
What type of music do I listen to?
Nothing except country and rap.
They are the same music so it makes sense. They are both best when they are about the hardships of life: being poor, in prison, in a broken home, cheating, etc. They both have a fascination with their own genre’s past and frequently employ callbacks and in jokes with a longing for halcyon days that only existed if you were not alive then.
Self-promotion time: Remember when I wrote an academic essay about this (sort of)?
^Said more in-depth than mine.
What type of music do I listen to?
Nothing except country and rap.
They are the same music so it makes sense. They are both best when they are about the hardships of life: being poor, in prison, in a broken home, cheating, etc. They both have a fascination with their own genre’s past and frequently employ callbacks and in jokes with a longing for halcyon days that only existed if you were not alive then.
I had this bacon jerky. It was fine, however, it reminded me that jerky is one of the few foods from which the odor of the fart it produces can bring an appetizing craving for more of itself. Jerky farts smell like freshly opened jerky and make me hungry for more jerky.
*See also sushi burps taste like perfectly fine sushi and bring back a craving for said product many hours later. This only works if all you had to drink with the sushi was water without lemon.
